Tiny Bubbles
Tiny bubbles, 
in my wine,
makes me feel happy, 
makes me feel fine.

Tiny bubbles,
in my beer,
makes me feel happy, 
and full of cheer.

Tiny bubbles, 
in my keg,
makes me wonder, 
why I can't feel my legs,

Tiny bubbles, 
in my water,
makes me run faster, 
but makes me feel hotter.

A Yellow Bird
A yellow bird,
with a yellow bill.
He landed on
My window sill.
I coaxed him in.
With a piece of bread,
and then I smashed his
Little head! (Stomp your falling foot in unison)

I called the doctor.
The doctor said.
My dear good man.
This bird is dead.

A Tiny Mouse
A tiny mouse,
With tiny feet,
Was lying on,
My toilet seat.

I pushed it in,
And I flushed it down.
The little mouse,
Went round and round.

Looking Good
Standing tall and looking good,
We ought to be in Hollywood.

Dress it right and cover down,
Forty inches all around.

Nine in the front and six to the rear,
That's the way we do it here.

Hold your head and hold it high,
______ Flight is marching by.

Steam Roller 
I'm a steam roller baby, 
never gonna roll over you, 
but ya better get out of my way now, before I roll over you,
with a little huh, a little huh, a little rock & roll,
I'm gonna rock your soul,
with a little rock & roll, 
I'm gonna rock your soul,
with a little rock & roll 

repeat with (street sweeper) (never gonna sweep you around) 

repeat with (jack hammer) (never gonna jack you up) 

repeat with (screw driver) (never gonna screw you up)

What The Air Force's Done To Me 
Chorus: 
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa 
Whoa, whoa, I gotta go 
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa 
Whoa, whoa, I gotta go 

Momma, momma, can't you see 
what the Air Force's done to me 
Momma,momma, can't you see 
what the Air Force's done to me 

Chorus 

They took away my faded jeans 
Now I'm wearing Air Force greens 

Used to drive a Cadillac 
Now I hump it on my back 

Used to date a beauty queen 
Now I hug my M-16 

Used to drive a Chevrolet 
Now I'm walking all the way

Air Force Pilot
Chorus:
Sound off (one, two)
Sound off (three, four)
Bring it on down now (1, 2, 3, 4, U.S. Air Force)

I wanna be an Air Force pilot
I wanna fly that F-16
I wanna fly with the canopy open
Just to hear them commies scream
Chorus

I wanna be an Air Force pilot
I wanna fly that big C-5
I want a plane that looks like a whale
Swimming around with tanks inside
Chorus

I wanna be an Air Force pilot
I wanna shoot at Russian tanks
I wanna fly the mean A-10
And make all them dumb grunts say thanks
Chorus

Aircraft 
F-15 rolling down the strip 
Air Force pilots going to take a little trip 
Heads up, real alert, looking all around 
Now he spots a MIG, so he shoots it down 

Chorus: 
Low righty left, left righty left, low righty left 
Your left your right, your left 

F-16 flying in the air 
Got a MIG on his tail, but he don't care 
Light the burner, pull the stick, turn it right around 
Now the tables turned and he shoots the commie down 

A-10 aircraft on the hunt 
Now he spots a tank, so be blows it up 
If that tank just won't die 
There's another A-10 right by his side 

F-111 all loaded with bombs 
It flies at night, down near the ground 
One pass is usually what it takes 
Now the missions done, so it's back to base 

Wild Weasel aircraft on the prowl 
Spots a SAM, so they take it down 
Fires a strike and he pulls away 
Kills the SAM, and it's dead to stay

Blue 
Had an old dog whose name was Blue 
Blue wants to go to Scuba School 
Bought him a tank and four little fins 
And took him down where he got the bends 

Same old dog whose name was Blue 
Blue wants to go to Ranger School 
Took him to the field, took away his chow 
Put a little motivation in his bow-wow 

Still got the dog whose name was Blue 
Blue wants to go to Airborne School 
Got him a chute, strapped it to his back 
Now old Blue stands tall, looks strac 

That Airborne dog whose name was Blue 
Got his orders for Jungle School 
Took him on down to Panama 
And that's the last of Blue I ever saw

Coon Skin 
Coon skin and alligator hide 
Make a pair of jump boots just the right size 
Shine 'em up, lace 'em up, put 'em on your feet 
A good pair of jump boots can't be beat 

Birdie, birdie in the sky 
Dropped some whitewash in my eye 
Ain't no sissy, I won't cry 
I'm just glad that cows don't fly


D.A. Man
Remember my name if you can
I'm the one they call D.A. man

D.A. man I' m number one
I fix the files but I sure can't run

If you're in need come to me
I even fix coffee but it ain't free

D.A. man D.A. man hear my song
I've been chairborne much too long

Used to train and knew how to fight
Then top found out I read and write

Since that time I'm sitting all day
Writin' and typin' to earn my pay

If my girlfriend asks about my death
Tell her I was bored with my last breath

F-4 Pilot
My daddy was a pilot 
He was a good one, too 
He flew the F-4 Phantom 
He flew for me and you 

F - 4 (shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot to kill)
P I L O T (shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot to kill)

He flew in South East Asia 
He fought the Viet Cong 
They said he never faltered 
My daddy was so strong 

F - 4 (shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot to kill)
P I L O T (shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot to kill)

He climbed into the cockpit 
And closed the canopy 
He fired up the engine 
And waved goodbye to me 

F - 4 (shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot to kill)
P I L O T (shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot to kill)

He came in low and screaming 
He came in hard and fast 
He took a direct SAM hit 
His F-4 didn't last 

F - 4 (shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot to kill)
P I L O T (shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot to kill)

My daddy's dead and gone now 
He's just a memory 
He is the prime example 
Of what a man should be

Here We Go Again
Here we go again 
Same old stuff again 
Marching down the avenue 
Few more days and we'll be through 
I won't have to look at you 
So, I'll be glad and so will you

Isn't It Fine
Oh isn't it fine
When you step on a mine
Leaving two bloody stumps
Where a whole man was once
Dragging his body back ho-ome.

Oh isn't it fun
With a shotgun
Blowing a man in half
Doing it while you laugh
Dragging his body back ho-ome.


Jody
Jody Jody look and see
Look what the Air Force done to me
Tried to give me Navy blues
But I don't need those tattoos
Tried to give me Army greens
But I don't need that Army scene
Tried to make me a marine
If I were that I think I'd scream
Issued me Air Force blues
Now I'm Air Force through and through

A Letter From My Recruiter
I was sitting at home watching TV
Drinking beer at a quarter to three
Up walked the postman and dropped the bomb
He handed me my letter from the Pentagon

My knees got shaky; I began to sweat
I knew they hadn't started the draft up yet
I opened up the letter and what did I see?
A whole lot of big words I couldn't read

This Air Force is supposed to be good for me
And so I went downtown to see
The Air Force recruiter said "Don't despair"
Opportunity unlimited and treatment is fair

Pay is good, advancement is great
Get out of bed early, go to bed late
I mean what I say and say what I mean
Air Force life is the best I've seen

The Meanest thing I Ever Saw
The meanest thing I ever saw
Came marchin' down the Admin Hall
It must have weighed 500 hundred pounds
Knuckles dragging on the ground

I looked at him, he looked at me
Played it safe, I climbed a tree
And now I sit here in this tree
An MTI (CTA, FTO) has captured me

Ready To Fly
Check out my helmet I'm good to go
I get so bored going so slow
Check out my earphones, they work fine
For hearing messages on our private line
Check out my visor, it works at night
Helps me to see without a light
Check out my A-10, just waiting to fly
Anxious to take off, prepared to die

Shoot To Kill 
I hear the choppers coming 
They're flying overhead 
They've come to get the wounded 
Forget about the dead 

Refrain: 
Air Force(shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot to kill) 
Pilot (shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot to kill) * 

My buddy's in a foxhole 
A bullet in his head 
The medic says he's living 
But I know that he's dead 

I ran to tell the C-O 
About my buddy's head 
But when I got there 
The C-O was dead 

And now the battle's over 
The smoke is all around 
We wanted to go home 
But we're six feet underground

Sniper Wonderland

(To tune of winter wonderland) 

In the fields, there's a lady 
And she's carrying a baby 
Lock and load one round, the baby hits the ground, 
walkin in a sniper's wonderland. 

In the field, there's a commie 
And he's cryin for his mommy, 
Lock and load one round, the commie hits the ground, 
walkin in a sniper's wonderland. 

In the fields, there's a korean 
And he's standin there a peeing, 
Lock and load one round, this eunich hits the ground, 
walking in a sniper's wonderland. 

In the fields there's a cadre, 
And he's yelling at me all day, 
Lock and load one round, this cadre hits the ground, 
walking in a sniper's wonderland.

We Are the Air Force
Refrain: Sound off (1,2), sound off (3,4)
Bring it on down now (1,2,3,4 US AIR FORCE)

In the snow, the sleet, the rain
We train, we train, we train

The first to fight, the last to run
We are the Air Force, we're number 1

We'll win the battle, we ' 11 win the war
We love this country we're fighting for

We fly our planes both day and night
If things get ugly we '11 show our might

Yellow Ribbon 
Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon 
She wore it in the spring time, in the early month of May 
And if you asked her why the heck she wore it 
She'd say she wore it for her soldier who was far, far away 

Far away 
Far away 
She wore it for her soldier who was far, far away 

. . .Around the block she pushed a baby carriage 

. . .Around his grave she laid the pretty flowers

Everywhere We Go
Every where we go.
People want to know.
Who we are.
So we tell them.

We're not the Army.
The back packin' Army.

We're not the Navy.
The deck swabbin' Navy.

We're not Coast Guard.
They don't even work hard.

We're not the Marines.
They don't even look mean.

We are the Air Force.
The mighty mighty Air Force.
The world's finest Air Force.
The high flyin' Air Force
We are the Air Force.

Follow Me!
OH! Soldier!
Combat soldier!
Pick up your weapon and follow me!
I am Air Force ROTC

Hey there Airborne!
Head-in-the-clouds Airborne!
Wrap up your 'chute and follow me!
I am Air Force ROTC!

Hey there Air Assault!
Rotor-head Air Assault!
Pick up your rope and follow me!
I am Air Force ROTC!

Hey there Light Fight!
Freeze at night Light Fight! 
Strap on your boots and follow me!
I am Air Force ROTC!

Hey Marine Corps!
Bullet-sponge Marine Corps!
Pick up your rifle and follow me!
I am Air Force ROTC!

Hey their Navy!
Water logged navy!
Jump in your sub and follow me!
I am Air Force ROTC!

Old King Cole
Old King Cole was a merry old soul,
a merry old soul was he.
He called for his pipe and he called for his wife and he called for his Privates three.
Beer! Beer! Beer! Said the Airmen.

(Chorus)
Oh what brave men are we!
but none so fair that we can compare to the Air Force ROTC!

Old King Cole was a merry old soul,
a merry old soul was he.
He called for his pipe and he called for his wife and he called for his Sergeants three.
Three day pass said the Sergeants
Beer! Beer! Beer! Said the Airmen.

(chorus)

Old King Cole was a merry old soul,
a merry old soul was he.
He called for his pipe and he called for his wife and he called for his Louies three.
What do I do now? said the Louies.
Three day pass said the Sergeants
Beer! Beer! Beer! Said the Airmen.

(Chorus)

Old King Cole was a merry old soul,
a merry old soul was he.
He called for his pipe and he called for his wife and he called for his Captains three.
Where's my plane? Said the Captains.
What do I do now? Said the Louies.
Three day pass said the Sergeants.
Beer! Beer! Beer! Said the Airmen.

(Chorus)

Old King Cole was a merry old soul,
a merry old soul was he. 
He called for his pipe and he called for his wife and he called for his Majors three.
Where's my ride? Said the Majors
Where's my plane? Said the Captains
What do I do now? Said the Louies.
Three day pass said the Sergeant.
Beer! Beer! Beer! Said the Airmen.

(Chorus) 

Old King Cole was a merry old soul,
a merry old soul was he. 
He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl and he called for his Colonels three.
Where's my Coffee? Said the Colonels.
Where's my ride? Said the Majors
Where's my plane? Said the Captains
What do I do now? Said the Louies.
Three day pass said the Sergeant.
Beer! Beer! Beer! Said the Airmen.

(Chorus)

Old King Cole was a merry old soul,
a merry old soul was he. 
He called for his pipe and he called for his wife and he called for his Generals three.
When can I play golf? Said the General.
Where's my Coffee? Said the Colonels.
Where's my ride? Said the Majors
Where's my plane? Said the Captains
What do I do now? Said the Louies.
Three day pass said the Sergeant.
Beer! Beer! Beer! Said the Airmen.

(chorus)

Somewhere There's a Woman
Somewhere there's a woman
She's crying for her man
He's an Air Force pilot
He does the best he can

Refrain
Don't cry for me
I don't need your sympathy
'Cause I'm an Air Force pilot
And that's all I want to be

Somewhere there's a mother
She's praying for her son
He's an Air Force pilot
And his work is never done

Somewhere there's a father
His head is bowed in grief
His son was an Air Force pilot
And he died for his beliefs

Somewhere there's a mother
Flag folded in her hands
Her son was an Air Force pilot
And he died for his land

Rebel Roll
Here we go
Rebels on a roll

Luke & Leia
Han & Chewy

Refrain
Here we go
Rebels on a roll

Flying that falcon low
Death Star's about to blow

REFRAIN

Run rebel's run
Vader's got a gun

REFRAIN

Ahah group of ties
Come on Luke fly on by

REFRAIN

Take the Emperor down
Give him a big ol' frown

REFRAIN

Saved a world today
Rebellion's here to stay

Boots
These boots were made for walkin' 
And that's just what they'll do 
If all you're doing is markin' time 
They'll walk all over you 

These guns were made for shootin' 
And that's just what they'll do 
And if we get a mission 
We'll drill a hole in you 

This Army's trained for fightin' 
And that's just what we'll do 
If you pick a fight with us 
We'll walk all over you

Camp
Refrain:
Are we right or wrong (we 're right)
Are we going strong (we're strong)
Sound off (1,2), sound off (3,4)
Bring it on down now (1,2,3,4 U.S. Air Force)

Cadet, cadet don't feel blue
___ more weeks and you'll be thru
When you get there you will know
Air Force is the way to go

Lift your head and hold it high
___ flight is passing by
Lift your head and hold it proud
We're running hard and yelling loud

Look up, look up in the sky
F-15 goes flying by
Join the Air Force to wear the blue
So I can fly an Eagle too

Camp Blues
Chorus: 
Heidi Heidi Ho
Heidi Heidi Hey
Heidi Heidi Ho
Heidi Heidi Hey

I used to drive a Chevrolet
Now I'm marching all the way
Used to drive a Chevrolet
Now I'm Marching all the way
Chorus

I used to date a beauty queen
Now I fly an F-16
Used to date a beauty queen
Now I fly an F-16
Chorus

Far, Far Away
Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon 
She wore it in the springtime, in the merry month of May 
And if you asked her why the heck she wore it 
She wore it for that cadet who was far, far away 

Refrain: 
Far away! 
Far away! 
She wore it for that soldier who was far, far away. 

Around the block she pushed a baby carriage... 

Around her thigh she wore a yellow garter... 

Behind the door her daddy kept his shotgun... 

In the church the preacher kept a license...

Flintstones
Pebbles and Bam-Bam on a Friday night 
Trying to get to heaven on a paper kite 
Lightning struck (BOOM) and down they fell (AHHH) 
Instead of getting to heaven, they went straight to hell 

Dino the dog (RUFF RUFF) was on the bone (CHOMP CHOMP) 
While Fred and Barney rocked the microphone 
There was nothing that Fred or Barney could do 
'cept sing "Yabba daba daba daba daba daaaaaba do!"

The Four Winds
My recruiter said to me
Boy, whatcha want to be?
I want a team that's tried and true
I want to wear the Air Force blue

Chorus:
So let em blow, let em blow
Let the four winds blow
From the east to the west
Air Force is the best

The air was cold, the ground was wet
They put us on a silver jet
And when the jet hit the ground
Air Force was all around
Chorus

And then we fought with all our might
We fought for all we thought was right
Mother, country, family
We fought for our democracy
Chorus

And in the middle of the fight
I looked over to my right
And there laying on the ground
My buddy fell without a sound
Chorus

When all is said and all is done
Air Force is number one
And then the general bowed his head
For all the wounded and the dead
Chorus

Johnny
Chorus: 
Lordy lordy lordy left right left
Lordy lordy lordy keep it in step

Mama told Johnny not to go downtown
The Air Force recruiter is hanging around
Johnny went downtown anyway
To see what recruiter had to say
Recruiter asked Johnny what he wanted to do
Johnny said wear the Air Force blue
Recruiter asked Johnny what he wanted to be
Johnny said fly the F-16s
Chorus

Jody asked Johnny what he wanted him to do
Johnny said to look after Sue
Next thing you know Johnny ' s on a bus
Countin' cadence, don't bends and thrusts
Johnny' s headed to the promise land
Johnny's headed to Vietnam
Chorus

Johnny got a letter that drove him crazy
Suzie 's pregnant with Jody's baby
Johnny went out on a night patrol
Lightning crackling and a thundering roll
Johnny jumped on a hand grenade
With this jump twelve lives he saved
Chorus

Mama mama now don't you cry
Johnny died for you and I
Mama mama now don't you see
Johnny died for democracy
Chorus

Killer Pilot
If I was a pilot with my wings
I wouldn't be bothered by many things
I'd fly my killing craft up high
They'll think I'm in control of the sky

If a commie and I should meet today
I would blow that sucker right out of the way
Everyone should realize - they should know
An Air Force Pilot' s always ready to go

I'm living to fly way up in the air
The enemy knows I ' ll take his dare
Jets flying low or flying high
It'll be doing it till the day I die

My Girl
My girl is a vegetable
She lives in a hospital
And I'd do most anything
To keep her alive

She's got her own TV
It's called an EKG.
But I' d do most anything
To keep her alive

My girl ain't go no eyes
Just two holes and lots of flies
But I'd do most anything
To keep her alive

My girl ain't got no nose
Just a piece of rubber hose
But I' d do most anything
To keep her alive

My girl ain' t got no hands
Just a pair of teflon pans
But I f d do most anything
To keep her alive

My girl ain' t got no legs
Just some string and wooden pegs
But I t d do most anything
To keep her alive

My girl ain't got no skin
Just a bag to keep her in
But I ' d do most anything
To keep her alive

Para Rescue
Born on a mountain top raised by a bear
I got two sets of teeth and a full coat of hair

When you see me coming you better hide
Cause I'll hunt you down and eat you alive

Para rescue combat control
We're like that bear down to the soul

We're rough and tough and feeling mean
We'll slit your throat and wipe it clean

We'11 spit on your grave and laugh out loud
Put a smile on our face and feel real proud

Dealing death isn' t all we do
We're trained to save a few lives too

Surfer Dude
I used to be a Surfer Dude
I used to ride some gnarly tubes
Riding waves every day
Now they took my board away

Whoa Hoa bogus deal
Hey FTO like get for real
Whoa Hoa to the max
Please don't take my surfboard wax

Whoa Hoa is this for me
Maybe surf life's history
Whoa Hoa I don't know
Should I stay or should I go

Whoa Hoa mega change
This feeling now is really strange
Whoa Hoa gnarly time
Air Force life is on my mind

In two years camp will be a blur
And I '11 be an Air Force Officer
I'11 miss the ocean and the sand
But I'11 be an American Fighting Man

Whoa Hoa I'm glad I came
My life will never be the same
Honor, pride, dignity
Now they mean much more to me