Running Jodies    

A-10 Pilots
A-10 pilots flying high
A-10 pilots flying by
Looking down let's have some fun
5 little commies watch them run
Air Force pilots sing their song
I just love to drop napalm

5 little commies in the grass
Watch that A-10 light their ass

4 little commies down by the lake
Come on people watch them bake

3 little commies in the hut
Watch that napalm light their but

2 little commies jump in the cave
Come on napalm make their grave

1 little commie's getting hot
Watch that napalm hit the spot

A-10 pilots in the sun
A-10 pilots out for fun
Air Force pilots sing their song

Airborne Ranger 
Two old ladies were lyin in bed.
One turned over to the other and said.
I wanna be an Airborne Ranger!
Live that life of blood and danger.
Airborne Ranger.
Blood and danger.

I wanna be a paramedic.
Pump that funky anesthetic.
Paramedic.
anesthetic.

I wanna be a mountain climber.
Climb those mountains higher and higher.
Mountain climber.
Higher and higher.

I wanna be a scuba diver.
Jump right in that muddy water.
Scuba diver.
Muddy water.

Saw an old lady walkin down the street.
She had a ruck on her back and jump boots on her feet.
I said hey old lady where you goin' to?
She said US Army Ranger school.
I said hey old lady now ain't ya been told,
Ranger school's for the brave and the bold.
She said hey young man, I'll do just fine.
I maxed my test and I'm ninety-nine!

An Airborne Man 
I used to be an Airborne man,
They dropped me from a plane in Vietnam.
Lock and load your M16,
Grab your gear and follow me!

Take the safety off your gun,
Lets go have some combat fun.
Find some enemies, roamin' around,
Take your aim and mow 'em down.

Find some N.V.A.. and capture them all,
Line them up against the wall.
Cock your Colt and line up a shot,
Squeeze the trigger and kill the lot.

Birdie, Birdie 
Birdie birdie in the sky
Dropped some whitewash in my eye
I won't fuss and I won't cry
I'm just glad that cows can't fly.

Bodies, Bleeding Bodies 
Load another magazine,
in my trusty M16.
Cuz all I ever wanna see!
Is bodies, bleeding bodies.

Throw another hand grenade!
Should have seen the mess I made.
Cuz all I ever wanna see,
Is bodies, broken bodies.

Stab em with the bayonet!
If he squirms you're not done yet!
Cuz all I ever wanna see,
Is bodies, cut-up bodies.

Call some more TACAIR.
On that bunker over there.
Cuz all I ever wanna see,
Is bodies burnin bodies!

Bo Didly 
Bo Didley Bo Didly where you been?
Down in Texas drinkin' gin!
What you gonna do when you get back?
Run it all out on the PT track!

Captain Jack
Hey, hey, Captain Jack Jack,
Meet me down by the railroad track track.

With that rifle in my hand,
I'm gonna be a killin' man.
Killing, killing all I can.

Hey, hey Captain Jack Jack,
Meet me down by the railroad track track.

With that knife in my hand,
I'm gonna be a cuttin' man.
cutting, cutting all I can.

Hey, hey, Captain Jack Jack,
Meet me down by the railroad track track.

With those car keys in my hand,
I'm gonna be a drivin' man.
Driving, driving all I can.

Hey, hey, Captain Jack Jack,
Meet me down by the railroad track track.

With that whiskey in my hand,
I'm gonna be a drinkin' man.
Drinking, Drinking all I can.

Hey, hey, Captain Jack Jack,
Meet me down by the railroad track track.

With that bible in my hand,
I'm gonna be a preachin' man.
Preaching, Preaching all I can.

Hey, hey, Captain Jack Jack,
Meet me down by the railroad track track.

With my woman in my arms,
I'm gonna give her all my charm.
Charm her, charm her all I can.

Hey, hey, Captain Jack Jack,
Meet me down by the railroad track track.

American Way
Working hard for Uncle Sam,
Ready to fight for my fellow man.

Freedom, freedom, that's what I say,
Fighting for the American way.

Forever we hold our banner high,
We'll hold it up forever until we die.

Winning wars is what we do,
Fighting hard for me and you.

We will take them by the sky,
Beatin' the hell outta the other guy.

US Air Force will make you pay,
Fighting for the American way.

C-130
C-130 rolling down the strip,
Combat controllers on a one way trip.

Mission top secret, destination unknown,
Don't even know if we're comin' home

Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door,
Jump right out and count to four.

If my main don't open wide,
I got a reserve by my side.

If that one should fail me too,
Look out ground, I'm a comin' through.

If I die in the old drop zone,
Box me up and ship me home.

If I die on a Chinese hill,
Take my watch or the commies will.

If I die in Korean mud,
Bury me with a case of mud.

Pin my medals upon my chest,
Bury me in the leaning rest.

Tell my mother not to cry,
Tell my father I did my best.

Follow Me
Hey, hey Army,
Get in your tanks and follow me.
I am the Air Force ROTC.

Hey, hey Navy,
Get in your boats and follow me.
I am the Air Force ROTC.

Hey, hey Marine Corps,
Grab you guns and follow me.
I am the Air Force ROTC.

Hey, hey Coast Guard,
Get outta your chair and follow me.
I am the Air Force ROTC.

Hey, hey civilians,
Get of your butts and follow me.
I am the Air Force ROTC.

Mr. PT
Mister PT is playing my song,
Running fast and marching all day long.

Mister PT is playing my note,
Cut it short and you'll get my vote.

Mister PT is singing my tune,
I want a hot shower, gonna hit it soon.

Mister PT is attempting to shine,
Marching all the way up the Rhine.

Mister PT is learning to rap,
Gonna dance Karlsruhe on the map.

Mister PT is trying to roll,
He's even trying to run to Seoul.

Mister PT is making me see double,
We better quit before he's in trouble.

Granny
When my Granny was 91
She did PT just for fun.

When my Granny was 92 
She did PT better than you.
Then when Granny was 93
She did PT just like me.

When my Granny was 94
She did PT more and more.

Then when Granny turned 95
She did PT just to stay alive.

When my Granny was 96
She did PT just for kicks.

When my Granny turned 97
She did PT on her way to heaven.

She met St. Peter at the pearly gates
Said St. Peter, St. Peter I hope I'm not late.

St. Peter said with a big ol' grin
Get down Granny and knock out ten!

F-15 (another version)
F-15 rolling down the strip.
Eagle driver gonna take a little trip.
Rev it up, taxi down, count to four.
Push the throttle forward and hear the engines roar.
Thirty thousand feet and still climbing higher,
doin mach 2 with my hair on fire.
Took a look at my six and what did I see,
a MIG-29 comin' after me.
Pulled it up and rolled it left to his surprise,
should have seen the look in that bogie's eyes.
I got tone and let my missile fly,
blew that 29 right out of the sky.
when you see and Eagle driver he will say,
flying and fighting is the Air Force way!

Iraqi Blues
Send the troops before it's too late,
Saddam has invaded Kuwait
Grab your rifle and get a tan
You can scratch a rotation plan

President Bush was talkin' tough
We didn't know it would get that rough
Thought Saddam was a man of reason
Now we've got em' for rape and treason

America's become divided as such
They don't like that war crap much
Cussin' and a-picketing thats the scoop
Throw rocks at me, but you support our troops?

People are starting to understand 
Saddam Hussein's one crazy man
Gasses his people and tortures them too
SADDAM THIS CLUSTER BOMBS FOR YOU!

Burning oil and acid rain,
Scud missiles desert terrain
Shipped my ass straight overseas,
Who cut down the goddamn trees?

1-2-3 and 4
Sometimes to get peace ya' gotta make some war.
If we don't nuke em' till they glow
We'll die for more than Texaco.

Stormin' Norman made a plan
Now we're gonna kill who's in command 
When we're through kickin' his ass
We'll pay 25 cents for a gallon of gas

This is my story and it is true 
I call this song "The Iraqi Blues"
Saddam act stupid and I wont refuse
To put your ass on the 10 O�clock news!

Jesse James 
Jesse James said before he died 
There's five things that he wanted to ride 
Bicycle, tricycle, automobile 
An M-1 tank and a ferris wheel 

Jesse James said in his final will 
He had five things that he wanted to kill 
A lion, a tiger, a kangaroo 
A long haired hippie, and instructor too 
And ifen he could kill just one 
He'd kill the instructor, let the hippie run

Mighty Air Force 
Mighty, Mighty Air Force 
Mighty, mighty Air Force! (or Lotta lotta Air Force) 
King of the skies come fly with me 
Nothin' in this world is free 
(We're) Fighting for liberty 

See the soldier on the hill 
He's the one that I must kill 
He looks to the sky and wonders why 
For freedom's cause he must die 

See the soldier dressed in black 
That's my bayonet in his back 
He looks to the sky and wonders why 
For freedom's cause he must die 

See the soldier dressed in red 
That's my bullet in his head 
He looks to the sky and wonders why 
For freedom's cause he must die

Old Lady 
Saw an old lady walking down the street 
She had a pack on her back and boots on her feet 
I said "Hey lady where you going to?" 
She said "U.S. Army Ranger School" 
I said "Hey lady, haven't you been told? 
Ranger School's for the young and the bold!" 
She said "Hey sonny don't be a fool 
I'm and instructor at the Ranger School" 

Saw the same lady walking down the street 
She had a chute on her back, jump boots on her feet 
I said "Hey lady where you going to?" 
She said "U.S. Army Airborne School" 
I said "Hey lady, you're too darn old 
You oughta leave the jumpin' to the young and the bold" 
She said "Hey sonny can't you see? 
I've got master jump wings on my CIB" 

Same old lady walking down the street 
She had a tank on her back and fins on her feet 
I said "Hey lady, where you going to?" 
She said "U.S. Army Scuba School" 
I said "Hey lady, haven't you been told? 
You better leave Scuba School to the young and the bold" 
She said "Hey sonny can't you see? 
I taught recon, UDT"

PT Pill
Old John Wayne was a friend of mine
We did PT all the time

Push-up, sit-up, two mile run
We didn't stop till all was done

John Wayne loved his vitamin P
He taught me that it's good for me

On day one I was puny and weak
John Wayne started with the bend and reach

On day two it was doing me good
I kept my faith like he knew I would

On day three I was tall and proud
I felt so good I led the crowd

PT is good for you and me
We ' 11 never OD on vitamin P

We do PT the John Wayne way
We do PT every day

I like PT that ' s no lie
I'11 do PI till I die

PT keeps me fit and strong
With vitamin P, PT!!!

Soldier
I don't know but I think I might 
Jump from an airplane while in flight 

Soldier, soldier, have you heard 
I'm gonna jump from a big iron bird 

Up in the morning in the drizzlin' rain 
Packed my chute and boarded the plane 

C-130 rollin' down the strip 
64 Rangers on a one-way trip 

Mission Top Secret, destination unknown 
They don't know if their ever coming home 

When my plane gets up so high 
Airborne troopers gonna dance in the sky 

Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door 
Jump right out and count to four 

If my main don't open wide 
I got a reserve by my side 

If that one should fail me too 
Look out ground, I'm a-coming through 

If I die on the old drop zone 
Box me up and ship me home 

Bury speakers all around my head 
So I can rock with the Grateful Dead 

Bury speakers all around my toes 
So I can rock with Axel Rose 

If I die on a Chinese hill 
Take my watch or the commies will 

If I die in the Korean mud 
Bury me with a case of Bud 

Put my wings upon my chest 
And tell my Mom I did my best

Your Livin
When I get to heaven
Saint Peter's gonna say
How'd you earn your livin?
how'd you earn your pay?
And I'd reply
with a whole lotta anger.
Earned my livin as an Airborne Ranger
Blood, guts, sex, and danger,
That's the life of an Airborne Ranger.

When I get to Hell,
The devil's gonna say
How'd you earn your livin?
How'd you earn your pay?
And I'd reply as I clenched my knife
get outta my way before I take your life.
Blood, guts, sex, and danger,
That's the life of an Airborne Ranger.

Your Livin (another version)
When I get to heaven
Saint Peter's gonna say
How'd you earn your livin?
how'd you earn your pay?
And I'd reply with a whole lotta anger.
Earned my livin as an Airborne Ranger
Livin the life of guns and danger

Airborne ranger
Guns and Danger

When I get to heaven
Saint Peter's gonna say
How'd you earn your livin boy?
how'd you earn your pay?
And I'd reply with a little bit of anger.
Made my livin as a Combat Controller
Givin it all my blood, gut, and more

Combat controller
Blood, guts, and more
Airborne ranger
Guns and danger

Repeat "when��..anger"
Made my livin as an Air Force jockey
Flyin my falcon through the Rockies

Air Force jockey
Through the Rockies
Combat controller
Blood, guts, and more
Airborne ranger
Guns and danger

Repeat "when��..anger"
Made my livin in the Army artillery
Takin out commies with my M60

Army artillery
My M60
Air Force jockey
Through the Rockies
Combat controller
Blood, guts, and more
Airborne ranger
Guns and danger

Repeat "when��..anger"
Made my livin as a Paramedic
Shootin that funky anesthetic

Paramedic
Funky anesthetic
Army artillery
My M60
Air Force jockey
Through the Rockies
Combat controller
Blood, guts, and more
Airborne ranger
Guns and danger

Repeat "when��..anger"
Made my livin as mountain climber
Climbin that mountain higher and higher

Mountain climber
Higher & higher
Paramedic
Funky anesthetic
Army artillery
My M60
Air Force jockey
Through the Rockies
Combat controller
Blood, guts, and more
Airborne ranger
Guns and danger

Repeat "when��..anger"
Made my livin as a SCUBA diver
Swimmin down in that murky water

SCUBA Diver
Murky water
Mountain climber
Higher & higher
Paramedic
Funky anesthetic
Army artillery
My M60
Air Force jockey
Through the Rockies
Combat controller
Blood, guts, and more
Airborne ranger
Guns and danger

Combat Engineers Raising Hell 
Alpha Papa Charlie rollin' down the trail,
Combat Engineers raising Hell!
Head space and timing set just right,
50 gunner's ready, he's lookin for a fight! 
Better than a treadhead better than a grunt!
Combat Engineers are number one!
Road crater, Tank ditch, minefield
Engineer obstacles KILL KILL KILL!

Captain Jack #2
Hey hey Captain Carr
Meet me down by the nearest bar
With a boom box in my hand
I'm gonna be a dancing man
A dancing man
For Uncle Sam

Hey hey Captain Paul
On the way back to my dorm hall
With a belly full of chow
I'm gonna be an killing man
An killing man
For Uncle Sam

Hey hey Sergeant Tool
Meet me down in the motor pool
With a wrench in my hand
I'm gonna be a maintenance man
A maintenance man
For Uncle Sam

Hey hey Major Hopper
We wanna fly an Air Force Chopper
With a rifle on my knee
I'm gonna be in infantry
In infantry
For Uncle Sam

Hey hey Captain Baine
I wanna fly a fighter plane
Push that throttle to the floor
I'm gonna fight my country's war
My country' s war
For Uncle Sam

Keep it in Step
Left, left, left your righta, left.
Left, left, keep it in step now.

Oh righta, left,
Keep it in step.

Whole lotta left,
Keep it in step.

Left, left, left your righta, left.
Come on Air Force keep it in step.

Oh righta, left,
We love to double time.

Jump Boots
Coon skin, alligator hide,
Gonna make a pair of jump boots just the right size.

Don't be afraid to put them on your feet,
A good pair of jump boots can't be beat.

Shine 'em up, lace 'em up, put 'em on your feet,
A good pair of jump boots can't be beat.

Up in the Morning
Up in the morning, too soon,
Eat my breakfast before noon.

Went to the Mess Sgt. on my knees,
Mess Sgt., Mess Sgt., feed me please.

Mess Sgt. with a big ole' grin,
If you want in the Air Force you gotta be thin.

Up in the morning, too soon,
Eat my breakfast before noon.

Went to the Mess Sgt. on my knees,
Mess Sgt., Mess Sgt., feed me please.

Mess Sgt. with a big ole' grin,
If you wanna be a pilot you gotta be thin.

Double Time
Double time, double time up the hill,
Everybody's gonna get a 2-mile thrill.

Double time, double time, everyone will,
Everybody's gonna get their fill.

Double time, double time, 2-miles long,
It's impossible to go wrong.

Double time, double time, to this song,
Everybody's gonna make it strong.

Double time, double time, going strong,
We didn't know we could run so long.

Double time, double time, all the way,
We can run like this everyday.

I love double time, you love it too,
We can run the whole day through.

Double time, double time, having fun,
We can't wait for the 5-mile run.

Double time, double time, Air Force way
Makin' every enemy we have pay.

Flying
Flying high, and flying low,
Watching the infantry on the go.

Flying in and flying out,
Hear the infantry scream and shout.

Flying up and flying down,
I'll gig the enemy shooting up the ground.

Flying forward and flying back,
I'll help the grunts in their attack.

Here We Go
Here we go,
All the way,
Every day,
PT,
Feeling good,
Looking good,
Ought to be,
In Hollywood,
Dress it right,
Cover down,
Forty inches, 
All around,
You can do it,
PT,
One mile,
No sweat,
Two miles,
Better yet,
Here we go,
All the way,
Air Force,
Hoorah,
Air Power,
All the Way,
Air Force Way.

F-15
F-15 rolling down the strip,
Air Force jockey on a one way trip.

Mission top secret, destination unknown,
Don't even know if he's comin' home.

Scorching the ground and the speed of sound,
Droppin' that napalm all around.

Rippin' through the sky at mach 2.2
Afterburner, I'm counting on you.

If that bogie screws with me,
He's gonna rejoin his infantry.

America counts upon our crew,
Friendly skies are the Air Force blue.

Baby Seals 
Way up north where the air is cold, 
people up there aint got much gold, 
the only way to earn a living is killing the baby seals. 
One day while out on the tundra, 
I saw a baby seal lying there, 
I walked right up and kicked its head, 
Left the head and took the tail.

Cadre Everywhere I Go
Everywhere I go 
There's a Cadre standin there 
Everywhere I go 
There's a Cadre standin there 
Why won't they lemme alone? 
Why don't they ever go home? 

When I'm eatin' my chow 
And I can't figure how 
Everywhere I go 
There's a Cadre standin there 

When I'm Brushin' my teeth 

When I'm Slidin' off to sleep 

When I'm using the latrine 
(Substitute events, and say " Everywhere ..." refrain)

Double Time #2
Up in the morning at the break of day 
Working so hard we never play 
Running through the jungle where the sun don't shine 
All I do is double time 

Up in the morning and out of the rack 
Grab my clothes and put them on my back 
Running cross the desert in the shifting sand 
Drill Sergeant, look, I'll give you a helping hand 

Up in the morning with a whistle and a yell 
I know that voice and I know it well 
Drill Sergeant says you better hit the floor 
And don't be walking going out the door 

I like women and I like wine 
But all I do is double time 
Double time here and double time there 
Man this life, it's the best anywhere

Fighter Pilot
Oh, there are no fighter pilots in the (organization) 
(Repeat) 
Cause they're (.................) 
Oh, there are no fighter pilots in the (organization) 

(Everyone) 
Singing: 
Glorious, Victorious, Hey! 
One keg of beer for the four of us 
Singing glory be to god that there are no more of us, 
'Cause one of us could drink it all alone 
Stand clear, pass the beer to the rear of the squadron. 

Army 
In their holes shining up their shoes and soles 

Navy 
On their boats playing with their sheeps and goats 

Coast Guard 
Rescuing planes that the Navy flew in vain. 

Marines 
Heads are ajar they can't even drive their car.


FT
Through the desert and across the plains 
Steaming jungles and tropic rains 
No mortal foe can stop me now 
This is gonna be my solemn vow 
I have honor annd I have pride 
Winning serves me as my guide 

This Air Force shocks our enemies 
Brings them crashing to their knees 
Field Training is plenty rough 
To make it through you must be tough 
Hey, Flight Commander, don't be blue 
They're gonna make you a soldier, too

I Got the Drive
Here I am before the sun
Going on a ___ mile run

Stretchin', yawnin', comin' alive
I can do it, I got the drive

Starting out slow keeping the pace
Morning breeze is blowing in my face

Passing others watching me
Wonder what it is they see

Do they see my grief and pain
They must think I'm insane

Or do they see my will and pride
Ain't t no doubt I got the drive

Breath deep, sound off, let em know
We're on the move and rarin' to go

CTA smiling as we pass by
We're gonna show him we got the drive

Picking up the pace and heading out
For blocks around you can hear us shout

Come run with us if you ' d like to try
One things for sure we got the drive

If you want to keep pace with me
There ' s one thing you've got to see

Drive 's important and will is too
Makes me best at what I do

Superman
Me and Superman got in a fight 
I hit him in the head with some Kryptonite 
I hit him so hard I busted his brain 
And now I'm dating Lois Lane 

Well, me and Batman, we had one, too 
I hit him in the head with my left shoe 
Right in the temple with my left heel 
And now I'm driving the Batmobile

They Say that in the Air Force 
They say that in the Air Force, the chicken's mighty fine 
One jumped off the table and started marking time 

Refrain: 
Oh, Lord I wanna go 
But they won't let me go (group ends this line with home, stretched out 
over 8 paces, and a "Hey" on the right foot to 
end the refrain) 

They say that in the Air Force, the pay is mighty fine 
They give you a hundred dollars and take back ninety-nine 

They say that in the Air Force, the coffee's mighty fine 
It looks like muddy water, and tastes like turpentine 

They say that in the Air Force, the biscuits are mighty fine 
One rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine 

They say that in the Air Force, the meat is mighty fine 
Last night we had ten puppies, this morning only nine 

They say that in the Air Force, the shoes are mighty fine 
You ask for size eleven, they give you size nine 

They say that in the Air Force, the pancakes are mighty fine 
You can try to chew them, but you're only wasting time 

They say that in the Air Force, the bed's are mighty fine 
But how the heck would I know, I've never slept in mine 

They say that in the Air Force, the mail is so great 
Today I got a letter dated 1948 

They say that in the Air Force, the hours are just right 
Start early in the morning and work on through the night 

They say that in the Air Force, the buses are mighty fine 
One went round the corner, and left three wheels behind 

They say that in the Air Force, the coffee's mighty fine 
It's good for cuts and bruises and tastes like iodine 

They say that in the Air Force, the toilets are mighty fine 
You flush them up at seven, they come back up at nine. 

They say that in the Air Force, the tents are waterproof 
You wake up in the morning and you're floating on the roof.

USAF
Refrain:
Hey Hey every day
Air Force all the way
Flying low and feeling mean
Spot the enemy by a stream
Refrain

Drop my load and make my turn
Hear them scream and watch them burn
Refrain

I used to date a beauty queen
Now I fly a F-16
Refrain

Standing tall and looking good
You oughta be in Hollywood
Refrain